Dave Walker posted a cartoon showing the normal contents of a church office:
Well here’s a useful Church Whathaveyou, or is it a nicknack – no, I don’t think it is a nicknack, it’s definitley a whathaveyou:
There you are. Now if you visit the church nicknacks and whathaveyous page, and your church IS actually looking for some website design, then you can have a real reason for being there! (That is if I get on there!)
Thanks for the challenge, Dave.