David’s Comedy Area
Here are some things that may be of interest.
Games
- Ant City - you know: magnifying glass, sunlight etc.
- Biertapp - serve the beer as fast as you can. Don’t forget to pick up the glasses
- Mini Golf anyone? My personal best was a round completed in 5 under par.
- XiaoXiao - click to shoot, space to reload
Illusistrations
- What shape are these squares?
- Say the colour not the word.
- Count the dots.
- Who’s taller.
- How many colours can you see?
- Stare at the middle of this for 30 seconds then look away at your hand or the wall.
- Communications Theory.
- What do you see?
- Move your head closer to the screen then further away.
- Are those lines parallel?
- Which dot is darker?
- Which line is longer?
- Magic rotating snakes.
- Magic rotating rays.
- Are they concentric circles or spirals?
- Rollers appear to rotate.
- The blobs appear to move.
- More like the above.
Images
- Spot the faces?
- The effect of 6 Beers.
- Need some technical support? AOL user?
- You thought you had a bad day at work!
- Inappropriate places to use Microsoft technology.
- The reason why we are as we are?
- Eye Tester.
- Argentinean defence Line.
- Sometimes I.T. just pushes you too far.
- In the sand!
- Prophetic Hieroglyphs
- Kermit gets some bad news.
- One reason not to give marker pens to kids.
- Killer Mossy.
- Would you have invested in Microsoft in 1978 or would you have cried for help.
- I bet you’ve never found these options in Word.
Jokes
- Labels from around the world
- Santa in a crash.
- Check out this little executable - send it to your friends!
Movies
- Baby Racing anyone? (351K)
- Chenook Crash (2 M)
- Cow Reloaded (2.7 M)
- Microsoft: seen the CEO Steve Balmer (3M) Passionate (1.5 M)
- Think about the tug’s propellor as you watch this one. (1 M)
- Now this one seriously is a great use of Flash: Matrix style stick men fight! (1.3 M)
- The best use of Flash ever! (not a vector graphic in sight!)
- Pilot should have pulled up a bit earlier. (496 K)
- Salmon Ad. (380 K)
- The famous exploding whale (11.9M)
- Amazing motorbike wheelie. (1.7 M)
- Vote for John F Kerry (1.8 M)
- Baby Talc Fart (1 M)
Sound
- Bulbous Bouffant (4.8M mp3)
- Who’s on first (1.4M wav

